So I was arrested the other night for a house party I was throwing. I wanted to share my injuries with you guys because I know you would actually be as pissed about them as me instead of trying to support the police like my parents or some of my friends…. after beating me up and keeping me in a drunk tank for 9 hours they charged me with assault and battery on an officer…. I think they were a little confused about who got assaulted and battered here….